wecameinreverse:
My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
noofinwonderland:
I teared up and laughed at this all at the same time.
omarnorthtower:
some-atoms:
kalycle:
hooruss:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
denounces:
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
mycroft-holmes-approves:
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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me:
wonders why no one talks to me
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someone:
hi how're you
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me:
shut the fuck up
